What's Happening?

okay so i'm beginning to get very paranoid because there has seemed to be a plague of nasty cockroach half scropion bugs unleashed on regal cinemas! Let me explain...about 3 nights ago i was so excited because i was going to see get smart at midnight! so me and evan drove up to sawgrass parking lot just like any other night and got out of the car we were talking blah blah and than Evan is like OMG AWESOME! look at that bug over there...i quickly responded eww it's so big what is it...and than we moved on but what we soon realized was wherever we seemed to walk there was one!!!! Either dead or just haning out ready to attack! These bugs are the craziest things i've ever seen the picture does them no justice! The are about the size of my iphone! Black and brown and very disgusting! they have pinchers in front of there head the size of a forklift! and they make buzzing noises that will drive u crazy! They also can fly too which freakin scared the heck outta of us! Let me explain after we finished watching get smart we decided to hang out with the nasty giant bugs...and than the boys got bored and decided it would be a wonderful idea to patronize these killer bugs...and so all the sudden it sprouted wings and flew around us buzzing loudly making it's statement to leave them alone or they will attack! There were millions of them outside the movie theatre...and even in the parking lot i felt i was going to fall victim to a horror movie like birds...they were surrounding me! When i got in my car i was excited to never see one again i thought it was just because sawgrass was near the everglades that they may have migrated over! But i seem to be wrong there is an epidemic happening because the following night me and evan went to go see Get Smart again with another set of friends (i know what can i say we love the movie!) but this time Regal Westfork....As we were leaving the threatre i began to walk and almost stepped on this huge black moving spot i jumped up and when i looked at the corner of my eye i realized it was THE BUG the same freakin bug we saw at sawgrass!!!!!!! It's Happening they are taking over! Oh no! You guys better watch out! Because i'm not getting run over by a lawn mower haha (that would only make sense if you saw the happening!)